I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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