I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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