I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
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He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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