No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
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Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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