is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
If I die, sorry about rent.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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