just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Randomize
