its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
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hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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