Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
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please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
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The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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