Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
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I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
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Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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