i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
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When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
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How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
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