hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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