so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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