Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
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It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
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I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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