We're like a lot better than the average bears
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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