What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
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Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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