i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
You smell like stripper and shame
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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