How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
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so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
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He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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