butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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