Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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