also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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