Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
foreskin is a definite game changer
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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