You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
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