i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Randomize
