I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
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if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
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It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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