I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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