so that wasnt chicken after all
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
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They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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