I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
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