If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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