I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
