I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
i need some magic done to my vagina
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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