East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
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I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
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She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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