Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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