Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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