Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
What drink are we having for lunch?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Randomize
