I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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