Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
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This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
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He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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