are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
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