No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
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So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
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You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
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