so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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