Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
When are your genitals available?
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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