I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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