Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
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I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
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I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.