I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
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We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
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As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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