Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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