Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
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