i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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