Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
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she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
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Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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