I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
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hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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