Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
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my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
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I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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