no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
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obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Randomize