she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
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She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
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So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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